Bots that quietly
run the boring half
of your business.

Custom Telegram & WhatsApp assistants for small businesses worldwide. Bilingual by default. One command, instant answer.

SETUP48 hrs
TRIAL7 days · free
CHANNELSTelegram · WhatsApp
LANGEN · العربية
RUNS ON Telegram Bot API WhatsApp Business Google Sheets n8n self-hosted GPT-4o · Claude Hetzner · Ubuntu 24
01

From first call to live bot in four steps.

No procurement cycles. No long implementations. Most clients are answering live commands within a week.

  1. 01

    Book a demo

    15-minute call. We learn what your team does manually today and which workflow hurts most.

    ~15 min · video call
  2. 02

    We set it up

    We wire the bot to your Sheets, ERP exports, or operations data. You stay in your existing chat app.

    ~48 hrs · done-for-you
  3. 03

    7-day trial

    Run the bot on real data with your real team. We sit in the channel and tune commands until it fits.

    7 days · no credit card
  4. 04

    Go live

    You only pay if you love it. 24/7 automation, bilingual EN/AR, one command away from any answer.

    From $59/mo
02

Six assistants. Or build your own.

Each ships with a tuned command set for its sector. All speak English and Arabic.

ASS · 01المستودع

Warehouse

Stock counts, expiry alerts, location lookups, weekly Excel reports straight to your inbox.

  • /stock
  • /expiry 30d
  • /report week
ASS · 02المطعم

Restaurant

Wastage tracking, FIFO rotation, ingredient counts. Built for kitchen teams that don't have time to log into a portal.

  • /wastage today
  • /fifo dairy
  • /86 list
ASS · 03التجزئة

Retail

Multi-store sales, low-stock alerts, transfer requests. Your district manager finally has live numbers.

  • /sales today
  • /transfer S2 → S1
  • /lowstock
ASS · 04الموارد البشرية

HR

Attendance, leave balance, payslips. Staff message the bot in Arabic or English and get an instant answer.

  • /leave
  • /payslip last
  • /attendance me
ASS · 05العمليات

Operations

Task assignments, approvals, end-of-day reports. Replace the WhatsApp group chaos with structured commands.

  • /task new
  • /approve PO-2419
  • /eod
ASS · 06مخصص

Custom

Any workflow, your commands. If it lives in a sheet, a database, or an API, we can put it one command away.

  • /your-command
  • /built-for-you
  • /anything
03

A morning in three businesses.

Real shapes of work that move from spreadsheets and group chats into one command.

USE CASE · WAREHOUSE

“Before, we used to call Salim to check stock. Now the supervisor types /stock and gets it in two seconds. Salim took his first day off in eight months.”

A
Ahmed K.
Operations Manager · Al Quoz
USE CASE · RESTAURANT

“Wastage logging used to take 40 minutes at close. Now the line cooks type one command per item. We cut food cost by 6%.”

M
Maya R.
Owner · 2-location café
USE CASE · HR

“Our team is half Arabic-speaking. They actually use the bot — because it talks back in the language they typed in. No more printed payslips.”

F
Faisal H.
HR Lead · Retail group
@thunderworkflow · TikTok

See the bots in action.

Short videos showing real Telegram commands answering real warehouse, restaurant, and HR questions in seconds. New clips every week.

Watch on TikTok
@thunderworkflow
04

Honest pricing in dirhams.

Free setup. 7-day trial. No credit card. Cancel anytime. You only pay if you love it.

Starter

المبتدئ
$59/mo

For a single shop or warehouse just getting one workflow off paper.

  • 1 bot type
  • 1 location
  • 50 SKUs
  • Email support
Start trial →

Enterprise

المؤسسي
$399/mo

For groups with ERP integrations and custom command sets.

  • Unlimited SKUs
  • ERP-ready
  • Custom commands
  • Dedicated support
Talk to founder →
✓ Free setup✓ 7-day trial✓ No credit card✓ Cancel anytime
05

Questions, answered.

If your question isn't here, message Raaed directly on WhatsApp.

How long does setup actually take?+

Most bots go live within 48 hours of our first call. Custom ERP integrations can take up to a week, but you'll have a usable bot in days, not months.

What if my team doesn't like it?+

You only pay if you love it. The 7-day trial runs on your real data with your real team. Walk away with no charge, no contract, no awkwardness.

Do I need to install anything?+

No apps, no new portals. The bot lives inside your existing Telegram or WhatsApp. Your staff already know how to use it.

Does it speak Arabic?+

Yes. Every bot is bilingual EN + AR by default. Your team types in whichever language they prefer, and the bot replies in kind.

What if I want a command that isn't standard?+

That's the Custom assistant. If the data lives in a sheet, a database, or an API, we can put it behind a one-line command.

Where is my data stored?+

Your data stays in your Google Sheets / ERP. The bot runs on a self-hosted VPS in Europe (Hetzner, Ubuntu 24.04). We never resell or share data.

Let's talk.
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Message Raaed directly on WhatsApp. He'll answer personally — usually within the hour.

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